Madame Tussaud's Is Upset That Men Are Taking Inappropriate Pictures With A Wax Nicki Minaj

So if Madame Tussuad's wax figures are interactive, how else did they expect people, and men specifically, to 'interact' with a likeness of the most famous ass in entertainment bent over doggy style? That exact image has littered the dreams of damn near every self respecting male that has seen more than three seconds of the 'Anaconda' video. You have no choice to relive the visual of that fantasy when it is sitting one step up from you completely unguarded. Every guy that has passed on that photo op has regretted it since. You don't want inappropriate pictures taken with your figurines? Don't put your scantily clad figurines in compromising positions. I don't even know what an appropriate photo of a man with that wax Nicki Minaj would even look like. Probably like the most awkward picture of all time. You expect a dude that has devoted his day to looking at lifeless models to throw his arm around Nicki's shoulder when he can just saddle up behind the crack of that voluptuous ass, and have a Kodak moment? Put up a mannequin of Channing Tatum going balls out for the girls in 'Magic Mike' and you'll have women showing up to Madame Tussuad's in knee pads. Hell, if that guy gets blackout drunk and squints really hard he might even be able to add that snapshot to the spank bank. Can't turn down a golden opportunity to make a deposit in that account.
Either make the exhibit sexy or make it interactive. When you make it both, you are asking for a bunch of sex crazed males to turn it into a soft core porno shoot.

Madame Tussuad's is such a female attraction to check out. Everything about it caters to women. Obsessing over celebrities. Taking a bunch of pictures. There's not a red blooded American man that is walking into that place unless he's got a needy, enthusiastic girlfriend on his arm. For that reason, this representation of Nicki Minaj is actually great for expanding their target demographic. Want to get a bunch of single, perverted dudes to pay some money to look at anatomically correct wax statues? Create an entire wing of the sexiest, most famous women in the world built in vulnerable positions. Sometimes you have to sacrifice your morals to expand your business, whatever happened to the "customer is always right".


P.S. +2 for the hair pull. Bravo sir, bravo.