"Nothing changed but the change" #BLESSED
Fun fact, one of my favorite things to do is try to decipher the not-so-hidden meanings behind simple, yet weirdly relevant rap lyrics used to accompany suspiciously timed social media posts. Honest to god, nothing gets makes me feel more at ease about the possibility of franchise altering personnel decisions than the players potentially involved in them being cryptic and vague for all to see. I don't know if Malcolm Butler is set to become a member of the New Orleans Saints, but isn't that what makes Instagram ambiguity so much goddamn fun! Did he sign his tender? Has a contract been negotiated and agreed upon? Is a trade well in the works? Is a top ten cornerback feel blessed to have caught up to the paper he was chasin'? Is he confident that he's merely a safe landing away from a well deserved change in the "change" he's due? Could his distant gaze out the window of a chartered jet be symbolic of an upcoming move elsewhere? Is there a reason for the underlying black & gold theme in a photo-op that appears to be about his net worth and/or professional career? What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there horse socks? Is anybody listening to me? Is this thing on?!? So many questions that can only be truly unanswered by spending the next few hours (maybe days, probably weeks) picking apart the smallest intricacies of a single picture and the corresponding brief, topical, and completely indefinitive wordplay of Schoolboy Q in its caption. Finally, a productive way to spend the offseason! I know Willie Snead IV agrees... 
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