Man Kills Roommate, Then Has Sex With Her, Then Gets Arrested While Getting a Haircut

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/man-kills-roommate-gets-haircut/820998/

EliteDaily- A Florida man was arrested at a barber shop when police say he decided to get a haircut after killing his roommate (pictured above) and having sex with her corpse.


There is one thing that is necessary for every big event in life. Whether it be class pictures, prom, a wedding, a mug shot, or even your planned death. That thing is a haircut. Think about it. Everytime you really want to be at your best looking there is always a haircut on the agenda. If my game plan is to commit a crime and then have the cops kill me, I would want my flow to be in tip top shape. Can't die looking like a bum.


Also, a fresh cut always makes you feel better, regardless of the situation. Well I would consider murdering and subsequently having sex with your dead roommate a good enough reason for a little 'pick me up'. Probably not feeling so hot after that. I know I sometimes get that regrettable feeling post intercourse and I have sex with LIVING human beings. Can only imagine that feeling being heightened by some necrophilia. Pretty sure that's considered a mistake 100% of the time.

Some people will argue that if he wanted a haircut he should have gotten one before all the murder and rape. I would agree with them. However, when's the last time you committed either of those crimes? I would imagine there's a lot on the mind in that situation. Some things become easily forgettable. That's why there are walk-in barbers, sometimes you forget to make an appointment.

I think what were overlooking is that this kid may have an undiagnosed case of dyslexia. Which chain of events makes more sense? Murder/sex/haircut or haircut/sex/murder? I think I am going to give this kid the benefit of the doubt and say he read his 'to-do' list backwards. The biggest take away here is if you really need to rape and murder someone, get the haircut before. Priorities.