Manti Te'o Has A Real Life Girlfriend, Annnnd She's A Repeat Offender!

Busted Coverage-  Manti Te’o has a girlfriend and the only thing fake about Instagram socialite Jovi Nicole might be her boobs. What do we know about Jovi? Very little. She’s been wearing a Te’o jersey for about the last 50 days or so, according to her Instagram uploads.

​Manti has appeared on two videos with Jovi so this doesn’t appear to be some sort of one time deal. It really looks like this is a legit girlfriend.

It also appears that Manti's girlfriend has quite the collection of mugshots...

Well, better late than never I suppose. I can't believe it took him this long to start dating a woman with a questionable past. That's really the only way you come back from dating a woman with no past whatsoever. Te'o was a laughing stock when he went into the draft. Not only because he just got out of a long distance, serious relationship with a dude that was pretending to be a dead woman, but because he got pushed around in the National Championship game against Alabama. By all accounts -personal and physical- Manti Te'o had been labeled as soft. 

The only way to shed a reputation that scathing is to date some chick that has a prison cell with her name on it. Three different mugshots? That's the trifecta right there baby! Don't tell me Manti is soft when he's fucking a woman whose one premature nut away from literally stabbing him in the back and stealing his wallet. He could have used this public relations boost years ago! He's finally getting pussy, AND he's risking his health to do it. Nothing sends chills up a offensive lineman's spine like trying to block a guy that's ballsy enough to stick his dick in crazy. He'll fit in great when the Chargers inevitably move to Inglewood. It would have been social suicide if his most recent headline was the time he got reeled in and catfished, but the guy that's banging the sexy little minx with the rap sheet as long as her voluptuously seductive stems is the perfect Hollywood couple. That's about as 'Romeo & Juliet' as it gets in Los Angeles. It took him awhile but Manti Te'o finally turned around that image of his, and as much as I hate Notre Dame, I am actually happy for him. No one deserves the amount of embarrassment that comes with being in love with a family friend that has an innate ability to sound like a female over the phone. He's earned the opportunity to be in a relationship that makes him fear for his well being. Let's just hope it doesn't kill him along the way, because he's already dealt with enough loss in his life...