I don't think I'm alone in looking at my completely inconspicuous carry-on as if it's supplying the entirety of a cartel every time I make quick eye contact with a police dog in an airport. There's just a certain level of intimidation possessed by K-9's whose amplified senses are trained to serve as surveillance to those traveling...annnnnd it just got put to shame by this military dog. I know Mark Ingram was running with hesitancy while clad in a suit that hindered his mobility, but we're talking about someone who is basically half-man, half-Tonka truck and makes the meanest motherfuckers on the planet consistently miss for a living...
...annnd he just got flung to the ground with a technically unsound tackle while trying to dodge a dog. If a juiced up, 250 pound linebacker goes that high on someone whose center of gravity sits as low as a goddamn gorilla's then he's probably spending an entire portion of film study getting berated for laying helplessly on the ground as Mark Ingram scooted his way 20 yards upfield. Meanwhile, a pup damn near put him through the dirt with a tackle that would have qualified for the Jacked Up segments of yesteryear. I don't know that I thought differently prior, but after seeing that clip I can definitively declare that our national security is in good paws.
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