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Matt Barnes And Co. Ate Cheesesteaks And Drank Henny In The Locker Room After The Kings Game Got Canceled 

12/2/2016

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Matt Barnes ate Philly cheesesteaks and drank Hennessy with Boogie after the 76ers-Kings game was postponed □ pic.twitter.com/jLGQdu2ecF

— Alysha Tsuji (@AlyshaTsuji) December 1, 2016

​Now, I'm not sure if Matt Barnes, DeMarcus Cousins, and Co. were actually throwing back Hennessy in Philadelphia's visiting locker room. It doesn't really matter if they or they werent being that they are grown ass men that just got the early dismissal from work, but it does kinda seem like they were 
just messing around for the cameras. That being said, I feel like it is of note that the Sacramento Kings would be a DVR priority if they were a member of the 'National Eating Cheesesteaks and Drinking Cognac Association'. We'll hafta get creative with the acronym, but I can't help but think there's a market for watching some of the most volatile personalities in the entire NBA slug stereotypical liquor over the backdrop of Fat Joe's finest. Matt Barnes is getting pretty close to his last leg and DeMarcus Cousins usually only makes it halfway through the first quarter before the frustration of spending years in the professional equivalent of purgatory gets the better of him so I have very little interest in watching them play basketball. However, I'd set a goddamn alarm if they were to start doing live postgame broadcasts of themselves boozing and bullshitting. I mean, how could you not? With the supporting cast of Ty Lawson (a guy who once showed up to practice drunk), Willie Cauley-Stein (a man that once tried to legally insert the word 'Trill' into his name), and Rudy Gay (someone who is actively trying to get traded), they'd be a Golden State-esque lock to produce ratings gold in the NECDCA (working title). 
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