Mia Khalifa Blew Up Chad Kelly's Spot By Posting His DM's After FSU Beat Ole Miss

Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM's #NOLES pic.twitter.com/GJcFTHwmTh

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016

I'm not going to sit here and claim to be the expert on DM's, but this seems like a simple case of an athlete overplaying his hand. All due respect to Chad Kelly for shooting his shot with a vastly overrated porn star, but what made him think he - out of all the ball players undoubtedly private messaging her on the low - was important enough to get her to ignore her allegiance to Florida State? Feels like a no win scenario to me. Either Ole Miss loses and it's Mia Khalifa's duty as a sports fan to blow up their starting quarterback's spot on social media, or Ole Miss wins and Mia Khalifa is in no mood to find the nearest motel room and fuck their starting quarterback. I would love to criticize a person that's made a pretty damn good career out of doing things for attention for openly shitting on someone that gave her that attention. Unfortunately, the truth is that Chad Kelly needs to be better at picking his targets, because this online pursuit stood about 2% chance of getting him laid and a 90% chance of blowing up in his face. Pretty damning - and accurate - indictment of the risks men will take for some pussy if you ask me.

P.S. By no means do I think someone that gets paid to take dick is out of the league of a starting QB in the SEC, but he damn sure makes it look that way by trying spark up a conversation about an extremely popular show that - outside of one phone call - he wasn't even featured on. Got to have better game than that if you're going to try to run it on someone whose seen and heard it all. Mia Khalifa's asshole averages more airtime per shoot than Chad Kelly had during 'Last Chance U' so it might be wise for him to emphasize other strengths.