BBC- Rolling Stone Sir Mick Jagger is expecting his eighth child.
A spokesman confirmed that the singer's girlfriend, 29-year-old American ballerina Melanie Hamrick, is pregnant. Sir Mick, 72, already has seven children whose ages range from 17 to 45 and he became a great-grandfather last year. Sir Mick began dating Hamrick after the suicide of L'Wren Scott in 2014, his partner of 13 years. The music star had his other children with Marsha Hunt, Bianca Jagger, Jerry Hall and Luciana Gimenez Morad. He has five grandchildren and became a great-grandfather in May 2014 when his granddaughter Assisi, daughter of Jade Jagger, gave birth to a baby girl. Well, I guess it's officially official. Barring an unforeseen 'Maury' situation, Mick Jagger unquestionably has the most perseverant dick of all time. I can't speak for it's size or growing potential, but it's got enough staying power that you would swear it never got cleaned anywhere but the mouth of Mary or the fountain of youth. I would honestly be shocked by any 72 year old man still having enough horsepower under the hood to flood the engine, but Mick Jagger? His hammer has done more nailing than Ace Hardware's last 5 years of sales. Fucking thing has the shelf life of Jaromir Jagr and Brett Favre combined. It should have fallen off from overuse and instantly been mounted in the 'Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame' decades ago, but that magic stick is still churning out human life. I know you don't run out of sperm - because back in the day I had a super awkward convo with a doctor after falling for the 'laptop on your groin' myth - but I'll be be damned if I didn't think they could get tired of treading water. I'm supposed to be impressed by Michael Phelps competing in his 5th Olympics at the age of 31 when Granddaddy Mick's got bout 10,000 child prodigies still swimming around in his scrotum? Better test that baby for PED's, because I refuse to hand over this 'Lifetime Achievement Award' before I find out whether or not it was won under false pretenses...
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