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Miguel Cabrera Offered Up His Services To The Cavaliers By Way Of A Locker Room Highlight

6/11/2015

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@kingjames @witness.lebron.films if cleveland need somebody I'm ready to go ✊□ □ @nba

A video posted by Miguel Cabrera (@miggy24) on Jun 9, 2015 at 7:39pm PDT

Hey, you can't ignore the obvious. For a big guy Miggy has got a lot of wiggle in those hips. Shades of a young Charles Barkley if you ask me. Not the tallest or most slender guy, but he knows how to use his body to his advantage. Bet your ass you can't front guard that kind of lower body strength.  Don't tell me the offensively challenged Cleveland Cavaliers couldn't use a little bit of that in the post. He may not hustle back on defense but that's what Dellavedova is for. He certainly puts the rock on the floor more efficiently than Timofey Mozgov. Can't be any less of a post threat than Tristan Thompson. Let's face it, Thompson is a great rebounder but he has about as much offensive creativity as this blog after a night of heavy drinking. The NBA finals is fueled by storylines. If there is an opportunity they can't pass up it's getting Miguel Cabrera and his half assed use of the English language in front of news camera STAT. We can't expect LeBron to keep shooting the rock 40 times a game. He might hurt his leg, or his arm, or some other body part he doesn't know hurts yet. Let's give him a little Latin flare in the paint to spice things up. At the very least it will take some camera time away from the King's hairline, or lack there of. Jesus, if LeBron's hair gets any thinner they are going to have to put it on a commercial with sad music in the background and ask the general public to sponsor it for 20 cents a month. Maybe Miguel can help cover it up with his Triple Crown Award.  Now that's some headwear fit for a king. Seems like a home run to me.
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