At first glance, I couldn't help but think that this quote regarding a hockey team's talent level was unnecessarily perverted. As someone who is no stranger to the occasional explicit analogy, even I had a tough time following along with the type of disjointed logic you'd expect to hear from someone that was distracted by the erectness of their dick in their hand. That said, if Craig Leipold truly believes that stumbling upon pornography is as painstaking a process as selecting the right mix of players for an extensive Stanley Cup run then it's no wonder he can't stop making everything about sex. We are talking about a guy that brought both the Predators and the Wild into the NHL as expansion teams. He's got damn near 20 years of ownership on his resume and nothing more than two woeful second round appearances tightening his belt. If his inability to navigate the x-rated area of the internet is at all comparable to his lack of familiarity with anything that might be thought of as a championship caliber team, the poor bastard has probably been walking around chalked full of more doomed semen than the Titanic for the last two decades. If his grasp of adult entertainment is anything like this grasp of title contention then the only thumbnails he's clipped are out of the sexual frustration one might experience by depositing mental images of their wife in their spank bank. Hell, it's amazing his freshly unemployed GM survived this long while answering to a superior whose boner has long been ready to be relieved by a banner ceremony.
The truth is, this is just an old white man doing the most old white man thing of all time by referencing an outdated saying that's overtly sexual in nature for no apparent reason. Any doubt I had as to the validity of that was quelled when I searched for an image of someone who couldn't look more the part. However, it is pretty funny to think that Craig Leipold is staring bafflingly at double anal penetration like it's as much of a structural anomaly as the Minnesota Wild's postseason scoring woes.
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