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New Book Claims, With Confidence, That Both George Washington And Abraham Lincoln Were Gay

4/15/2015

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DailyMail- Abraham Lincoln and George Washington were gay, says a new book by a gay activist and award winning writer.

Larry Kramer, 79, says he believes what's written in his history book is true though he is selling it as fiction to avoid legal troubles.

In Volume One of his two part book 'The American People,' Kramer says that Abraham Lincoln was gay and his killer John Wilkes Booth was actually Lincoln's spurned gay lover.

'We know that Abraham Lincoln was gay,' Kramer told CBS in an interview about the book which came out this month. 

'Why is that not in the history books? Because all history books are written by straight people, and they don't wanna either admit that, or they wouldn't know how to recognize what we call 'gaydar.'

According to Kramer, Jamestown was a mecca of gay sex where Alexander Hamilton and others were sleeping with men because there weren't any women around. 


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Well, this is guy is quite the annalist (yup, its a word, look it up). Thanks to him I got to learn two new things today. All Presidents are gay and all historians are not. For someone who seems weirdly concerned with finding out the facts of our forefathers sexuality, he is certainly using a lot of generalizations. Oh well, I'm convinced. No one has better gaydar than a gay person. If Kramer the flamer says that Washington was into butt stuff who am I to argue? How could he possibly be wrong? I am sure there has never been an instance where a gay man has mistakenly made a pass at a straight man. Nope, not once, in the history of homoerotic America, which apparently dates back farther than any of us could have possibly imagined.

Is this dude calling Honest Abe a closet homosexual? Fuck the cherry tree, talk about taking an axe to the very foundation this country was built on. I guess it kind of makes sense with his efforts in the Emancipation Proclamation. Got to tackle one form of prejudice before you get to the other. I'm sure the Ejaculation Proclamation was next until John Wilkes Booth became a stage 5 clinger. It's a damn shame they both were in the ground for close to two centuries before they got to reveal their true sexual preference. Got to imagine the growth of homosexuality would have happened much earlier if it had the backing of a couple of American leaders. Those bastards locked the closet and it took this senile old man and the rest of America lifetimes to break it down.

It's too bad this guy has to release his book as fiction to 'avoid legal troubles'. People might read it and think it's completely hearsay, when he's clearly the postmortem Nostradamus of sodomy. If this guy really wanted to grab headlines he would have named his book 'The American History Of Going In Dry' . Couldn't have been too convenient to live an alternative lifestyle before the modernization of lube. 
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