New Cuddlr App Allows You to Find People in Your Area to Cuddle With at a Moment's Notice
The Independent- Cuddlr, based on the matchmaking sites Tinder and Grindr, is a sex-free alternative for those who want some human contact.
It is blatantly obviously that the writer of this article either works for Cuddlr or is exceptionally bad at getting laid. Yeah dude, a 'sex-free' cuddle app. Think about how much sense that makes to males. The answer is zero. Zero sense. Cuddling is strictly for pre or post sex. It is part of a social agreement that men and women make with each other. The male side of the contract is that if we promise cuddling, sex is included in the package. The female side is that if they promise to let us penetrate them they will get the no nonsense cuddling they long for.
At first Tinder was just a fun little dating site based on looks, and it has since blossomed in to a full blown hook up app. Now girls know. They are aware that when you message them on tinder you are trying to get directly in their pants. There's no secret. Let's be honest, most of the time men are tricking women into bed. Maybe a white lie here, a white lie there. When women first meet men they aren't thinking they want to sleep with them. That seed has to be subconsciously planted in their brain. When you use Tinder there is nothing subconscious about it. It's too obvious. Does it still work? Sure. However, That's more of an indictment of society than anything else.
The Cuddlr app solves two problems in one and females don't even realize it. The first hurdle in having sex with some strange is not appearing too eager. Desperation is like a goddamn chastity belt. A desperate dude will have a girls' panties drier than the Sahara. Well, when it 'appears' that all you are looking for is cuddling, you seem like the nice guy. The type of that guy that wouldn't be throwing out 'nice shoes, wanna fuck' on Tinder. Whether you are that guy or not is inconsequential.
Hurdle number two is making physical contact with a woman. As men we sometimes miss blatant social cues. It's in our nature. Sometimes we read situations wrong, everyone has been there. Maybe missed an opportunity with a chick that's into you, or made an ill received pass at a girl that wasn't. Well, based on the 'purpose' of this app, physical contact is already implied. Generally speaking if you can indulge in consensual hands-on activities you can get a woman into bed. If you can't that says more about you than the woman. We are all sexual beings. A female may consciously just want cuddling, but if you take relationships out, how many times has cuddling not involved some type of sexual experience? This app quite literally gets your hands on a girl, and it is on you to make the magic happen from there.
The person that created this app is either the biggest prude ever, or a goddamn evil genius. Either way, males will benefit from it's use.
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