No One Has Ever Driven Into A Body Of Water More Casually Than Denard Robinson

You know what, maybe Denard Robinson wasn't wasted when he drove into a body of water to take a nap like I had assumed prior. I'm starting to think that he was just really exhausted behind the wheel, because - as far as potentially fatal car accidents go - that was basically a lullaby. Hell, I almost fell asleep watching this clip! Never has anyone - intoxicated or sober - so nonchalantly rolled through a red light at a relatively major intersection, across 5 lanes of oncoming traffic, over a curb, and into a pond in more unassuming fashion. Almost requires you to remind yourself that this situation was a couple of proactive policemen away from taking the life of an NFL athlete and his flavor of the week. Honestly, if you ignore all the traffic signs and rules of the road then they kind of looked like they knew what the were doing the whole damn time. Obviously they didn't because they needed to get woken up about a dozen times over by responding officers, but I can't blame for hitting the snooze button on life because that whole scenario seemed rather relaxing. Especially for a couple of drunks that were clearly granted a second lease on life by some pretty forgiving (or negligent, depending how you look at it) cops.

P.S. Without question the best part of this video is the person sitting at the light across from them so completely dumbfounded by what they are watching in real time that they didn't even think about hitting the gas after it turned green. Really need to hear their side of the story for me to truly get closure.