Not Only Does Superhead Have A Husband, But He's Actually A Celebrity In His Own Right

#Repost @officialcshort ・・・ No need to look up when I know my back is covered. #MyHappy □✌□️

A photo posted by Karrine & Co.® (@karrineandco) on Jan 13, 2016 at 7:21pm PST

A little too Short. #MeetTheShorts

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I'll be the one to say what we are all thinking. I'll bear that cross. It's not a good look for an actor to be the second most famous person in their relationship. Especially when their significant other is primarily know for sucking dick. Now granted, she's probably the most famous cocksucker of all time, but she's still just a cocksucker, and that's not exactly a badge of honor in the entertainment industry. I'll never forget the name or oft-compromised face of Superhead, but until I saw her husband's name just moments ago I only knew him as "that guy from that thing that I'll try to think of on my own, but inevitably have to look up". Not exactly the most noteworthy claim to fame.

Anyway, I know this may come as a surprise to you, but I have never actually met Superhead so anything I say from here on out is purely conjecture. I cannot definitively say whether or not she is a suitable life partner. I do know that her name isn't SuperFunny, or SuperSmart, or SuperAttractive, and that leads me to believe that her best characteristic is her love - and talent - for fellatio. Far be it for me to tell someone what makes for a successful marriage, but I don't think I am speaking out of turn by saying that it's foundation shouldn't be the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Not because that isn't a desired attribute, but because if there is one single event that never fails to kill a person's appetite for penis it is undoubtedly a wedding. Do I think that someone so proficient in the art of knob slobbing that it became a part of their most commonly used name would ever let anything stand between her mouth and an erection? I do not, but I still hope it was included in the vows, because matrimony is basically kryptonite for blowjobs. For someone whose relationship likely came into existence as the result of a solid sucking, life is a very dangerous sentence to serve.

P.S. I remembered him from 'Accepted'. Not sure if I just forgot or if I forced myself to forget.