Quick! Someone give Sean Payton an ice pack or a cold shower! He's fitting to poke an eye out! Hey, I expect no less from my head coach. A head football coach is a very involved job, you have to be physically and mentally invested in every intricacy of the game. No possible way to be more invested than to be ready to penetrate the game or it's constituents at a moment's notice. Maybe this is something we just haven't noticed before. Maybe he's been rocking a public stiffy since he arrived in New Orleans. I wouldn't be surprised. He's always been one of the most excitable coaches in the league. This can't be a rare occurrence, look at that confidence. Let that freak flag literally and figuratively fly Sean! Hands on hips, dress pants on tilt, 24 karat smile across his face, just ready to thrust himself right into the thick of the offseason.
Seriously though, the fact that media types and coaches alike have questioned the Saints and their head coach after deciding to trade big time play maker Jimmy Graham has got to have Payton chomping at the bit. You don't underestimate someone as prideful as Sean Payton. Nothing gets him more riled up than a blossoming seed of doubt. Teams potentially overlooking the Saints have Sean Payton's pants tighter than Andy Reid in a pair of skinny jeans. He looks like a wide eyed teenager ready to take on prom night. Looks like a busy offseason has Payton feeling younger. With 9 draft picks heading in to draft day that's an attitude that I like to see. Hopefully no one shows him a CJ Spiller highlight video anytime soon, the guy might blow his pants clean off. They say it's for the love of the game, and Sean Payton is a zipper away from making love to the game. You don't get in the way of a man that committed to the cause. SuperBowl, here we come!!!
If this isn't an 'O face' I don't know what is. Vinegar strokes like you heard about. Clean up, Aisle Lorbardi.