Nothing Would Make Me Happier Than Finding Out This Cavaliers Fan Actually Snapped His Ankle Beyond Repair
Seriously, someone needs to do a little digging and give me an update. I just don't think I will be able to sleep at night without clarification that this asshole is putzing around on crutches for the next few weeks. I need to know that part of the video is real simply because he did such an incredibly piss poor job of hiding that the rest of it was staged. Even if we ignore the fact that the game started at 8PM and it looks to be no later than 1PM in this video it's still irresponsibly unrealistic. A dude who is such a big Cavaliers fan that he starts tearing the house apart immediately following the conclusion of a 5 decade Championship drought wasn't even invested enough in GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS to watch it straight through without dipping in the pool during commercial breaks? I mean, do we even have to talk about how unnecessary the nervous towel bite is considering the game was already decided once LeBron hit that free throw well before the buzzer?
If you are going to try to fool the viewing public then at least pull the wool a little bit over our eyes. We want to believe everything we see on the internet, but this guy and his ridiculously unlucky wife made it impossible with a home video so fake that it makes LeBron James personality seen genuine by comparison. I hope this was a real injury and I hope it never heals, because it's people like this that are stealing our online innocence and indirectly calling into question our intelligence.