Fox News- Part of the erotic movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" was shown in a West Virginia high school classroom this week after students convinced their teacher to let them watch it as a reward for good work.
The Charleston Daily Mail reports that the teacher apparently didn't know what the film was about.
"Fortunately, an assistant principal walked by and saw what they were doing,"Hampshire High principal Jeff Woofter told the paper. "They got there 10 minutes after it started and shut it down."
"I will say it was an extreme lack of judgement from an otherwise very capable teacher," Woofter told The Charleston Daily Mail. "The teacher didn't do a background check on the movie or even ask about it."
Very capable teacher, huh? I am calling 50 shades of bullshit on that one. I would say one of the most important characteristics of a good teacher in modern society is being able to relate to one's students. You really need the ability to take the pulse of classroom. The fact that this teacher didn't know what '50 Shades of Grey' was in the first place is a red flag in itself. When's the last time the curriculum got updated, 1982? Maybe she needs a class in popular culture. Now, I don't know the exact plot of the movie either, but I sure as shit know it's about bondage and butt stuff. And as someone that is out there attempting to reach the youth of America then she should have known too. High school students don't think about anything but sex, and that's only getting more and more true with each passing generation. Even if this teacher was a talented educator, she's a terrible judge of character. Trusting a bunch of hormone fueled teens to pick an acceptable film is the least responsible thing you can do. I'm half surprised they didn't ask to watch Susie and Bill's sex tape that they made in the bathroom during 6th period lunch. Give high schoolers a couple inches and their going to get them erect and try to stick them in a classmate after you turn the lights out.
And don't think I am giving these kids a pass either. '50 Shades of Grey'? Really? Enjoy your blue balls you sexually frustrated little fucks. That movie doesn't even have full frontal nudity. If you were going to risk getting caught watching glorified soft core porn then you should have just went all in and got some entertainment value out of it. You could have gotten a better climax out of a National Geographic film. Maybe do some research next time. Now you're all just sitting there watching a whole lot of naked man chest with a half chub and a full slate of regret. Should have just waited until you got home to sneak in an early afternoon PornHub sesh. Way to waste all your trust on a fucking movie that got a 25% on rotten tomatoes and wasn't even worthy of an NC-17 rating. Hope you think about what you've done while you're sitting in detention instead of spending valuable time narrowly avoiding unwanted pregnancies.
P.S. Does this women have the best sex life ever because she doesn't need erotic literature to stimulate her, or the worst sex life ever because she's never even tried?