Olivia Munn Is Handling Her Break-Up With Aaron Rodgers Exactly How You'd Expect

Football is right around the corner. I drafted Olivia. @oliviamunn #SKOL #MN4Life pic.twitter.com/8zO1l8tUCc

— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) August 23, 2017

There's always a seat open for you at our stadium, @NickSwardson and @OliviaMunn.

Or should we say, Skolivia? https://t.co/rmXtntFEw1

— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) August 23, 2017

You know, I honestly expected more. As far as I am concerned, this is still preseason-level spite from the type of chick that could take a funny pic between famous friends to the next level with one seductive side glare. Seriously, I think we should wait until the season starts before we start calling this an act of trolling. If a woman can cause an irreconcilable rift between you and your immediate family just by dating you then she's capable of much crazier shit than posing with a fan of the enemy after you call it quits. 

I wouldn't be surprised if we toootally candidly catch Olivia Munn at the tailor using a hair flip and a lip bite to convince Sam Bradford to get his sleeves sewn slim during rivalry week. Maybe her public image precedes her, but if she's as petty, vindictive, and cruel as I think she is then I wouldn't say it's out of the question for her to release a sex tape with Mitch Trubisky if her ex is putting up MVP-quality numbers. I don't even know who the Packers backup quarterback is, but he better turn off his DM's if he doesn't want to end up as a pawn in Olivia Munn's vengeful chess game aimed at keeping her former mate in check. There's no such thing as an amicable split when you spend years with the kind of broad that can get ex-communicated from your Christmas card with one rye smile. Aaron Rodgers should have known that when he decided to date the type of bad bitch that it (potentially literally) too cutthroat for 'The Bachelor' bullshit.