Only Swaggy P. Could Think A Couple Of Harmless Texts Getting Leaked Makes HIm Comparable To Tiger Woods

Hey, if you want to read through the texts be me guest, but since they basically say nothing of substance and certainly don't indict Nick Young of anything I see no reason to post them. What I would rather discuss is Nick Young putting his name in the same sentence as Tiger Woods. Leave it to the bench player that named himself Swaggy P - despite the fact that he that wouldn't get meaningful minutes on any other team in the entire NBA - to utter his name in same breathe as potentially the greatest womanizing athlete of all time.

Two other women? ONLY TWO OTHER WOMEN SWAGGY?!? You think you lose your hair as rapidly as Tiger by only having two other women? Tiger Woods was literally defecating on more sidechicks behind dumpsters than Nick Young has ever had at any given time in his entire life. Fucking guy could not possibly be more irrationally full of himself. Tiger Woods had an entire voicemail box full of extramarital affairs and Swaggy P has the gal to act like one unclear text exchange puts him in that same tier of infidelity? 

Never mind the fact that Tiger Woods was a billionaire at the top of his sport when his transgressions finally caught up to him, and not some middling athlete who is the 2nd most famous person in his relationship and is probably headed overseas for the next stage of his basketball career. Whether it's in regards to athletics or sexual misconduct, Swaggy P better keep the name of Tiger Woods off his fingertips unless he catches a 9 iron to the dome or gets the better half his dick cut off. At this point in time he's nothing more than a D-League playa - on and off the court.


P.S.  My first reaction was "oh good, maybe this will take some heat off D'Angelo Russell", and that could not possibly be more untrue. The only reason this girl came forward is because of what D'Angelo Russell did, and every girl that comes forward from here on out just digs his grave deeper and deeper. The best possible thing that could happen to D'Angelo Russell is that Iggy and Swaggy get married ASAP and enjoy a lifetime of health, happiness, and well-hidden hookers.