People Are Up In Arms Because A FaceBook Page Devoted To Garlic Bread Posted A Psuedo-Transphobic Meme

Just go ahead back and re-read that unbelievably mind-numbing headline. How did we even get here? This is the world we live in now. A world in which we have given fucking garlic break a voice, and a world in which garlic bread has used that voice to piss off the members of the most popular fad minority. People upset, mad, and even DISAPPOINTED in the person running a fan page dedicated to loaves of bread caked in butter, poignant seasoning, and thrown in the oven for a couple minutes. Even if you were looking for a reason to become offended you would really have to focus/hate yourself to be able to get past the fact that you are looking at a delicious side dish while you do. 

Furthermore, is this even insensitive? Did we somehow develop another gender? The term is TRANSgender, not TRI-gender. Does 'trans' stand for third and no one told me? I thought the whole transgender movement was based on dudes that identified as chicks and chicks that identified as dudes. Men and women, that's still just two fucking genders, Should we throw an additional piece of sexually ambiguous garlic bread on the plate that's buttered on both sides because it hasn't figure out which it prefers quite yet? I wholeheartedly support the LGBT community but is it too much to ask that they just pick one or the other? Hell, they can switch back and forth at will for all I care, but at any given moment in time they should be able to pick a restroom without standing outside the bathroom doors for 10 minutes weighing their options. I'm getting tired of them taking advantage of our uncertainty with their indecisiveness and toasting the roll from both ends. 

P.S. I don't care if garlic bread starts drawing swastikas on schools, you're out of your damn mind if you think I am going to stop ordering it every single time it catches my eye on the menu. 
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