People Think Taylor Swift's New VIdeo Is Racist Because It Takes Place In Africa And Doesn't Have Black People In It

First Justin Beiber was a rapist by implying that women are indecisive in his video (Newsflash: They are.), and now Taylor Swift is a racist because her African safari music video doesn't have enough black people in it. I got to say, rappers must really be wondering what the hell they have to do to get some publicity. Two white, pop artists make videos for their love songs and are being labeled as prejudice felons, while there are rappers selling drugs and dumping full bottles of champagne on strippers and they can't even get the back page, so to speak.

I got to give people credit. As much as unnecessary outrage makes gives me a headache, I can't say that these people aren't at least creative with their overly sensitive narratives. Although it is a little disconcerting that black people have started becoming irrationally offended too. I thought they were better than this. Leave the senseless, mindless causes for white people. We are used to fighting against imaginary competition. 

So, I guess Taylor Swift would have to be balls deep on a 9 inch black dick while tossing $100 dollar bills to impoverished African children to shoot a video in Africa and not be considered a bigot? Let's break this down for a second. How can we make this video not racist? Lets see. We've got Taylor Swift kissing a white dude in Africa. Hmm, can't make her love interest black, that would just seem farrr too forced. Okay, what's next? Okay, we got a bunch of white people doing her makeup and catering to her every need. I guess we could make them black, but then it just seems like we brought the African Americans along to slave over Taylor Swift. Yeah, that's definitely not going to work. Hmm okay, I got it. We can put a starving, shoeless African child sleeping at the feet of that giraffe over there. Then we can hire Dikembe Mutombo to walk side by side with that elephant in the background. Oh! We definitely need to superimpose a bunch of black kids on top of that herd of bison so it looks like they are riding them around the beautiful African terrain. I know this goes without saying, but obviously for the finishing touches we can zoom in on Taylor hand-in-hand with a sickly looking black boy and she'll say "For just 10 cents a month you can support this child". There. Everybody happy now?

Oh, what's that you say? That's WAY more racist? Exactly, so shut the fuck up and either enjoy the music video or change the channel. Outside of that hypnotic banger 'Blank Space', I have absolutely no love lost for Taylor Swift. However, if you think that scrawny little blonde has it in her to hate people based on the color of their skin then you need your fucking head examined. It's a music video. It takes place in Africa because Africa is gorgeous. It has white people because Taylor Swift works predominately with white people. That doesn't make her racist, it makes her sheltered. Now put down the pitchforks. This fucking white hunt has already gone on long enough.

I mean, come on. If there is anyone that has their finger on the pulse of which white people hate black people, it's Kanye West, and Taylor Swift even made HIM smile.