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Peter Thiel Says Twitter is a Horribly Mismanaged Company Because THey Smoke Too Much Pot

9/18/2014

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http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/09/17/peter-thiel-mocks-pot-smoking-twitter-management/

NY Times- “Twitter is hard to evaluate,” Mr. Thiel said in an interview on CNBC on Wednesday. “They have a lot of potential. It’s a horribly mismanaged company — probably a lot of pot-smoking going on there.”




​Before we get started, lets 
get this out of the way…..snitch.

Ohhhhhhh shit, people at twitter smoke pot! Yeah dude, we all knew that. Everyone that has ever created a social media outlet smokes pot. I am like 99% sure of that. You think Mark Zuckerberg was chilling in his room clear headed when he wanted to see all the girls on campus without leaving the comfort of his dorm room? No shot. He was half baked with his dick in his hand. Left that one out of the movie.

I can't believe he thought he was dropping some kind of bomb with this. Oh, got em! Dude, twitter is the pothead's dream. You basically get all the news that you want in a two sentence blurb. Also, it is the best outlet a stoner could ask for. All the 'what ifs' you could possibly ask for fit snugly into 140 characters. 

Clearly this plug doesn't know what goes on in your head after you smoke. His friends probably offered him a puff in college and he decided to skip on the social scene and join the finance club. He wouldn't know the smell of weed if it was burning on the tip of his overly pretentious nose. I bet this dork drinks twisted teas, maybe Mike's Hard if he's really letting loose.

Best part of the video? Watch his eyes as he says 'pot', it's like he's afraid of the word. Like he's going to get canned for mentioning a drug that is already legal in some states. The only surprising thing is that he didn't call it 'dope' or 'the weed'.

Dick Costolo, CEO of Twitter, had this to say….
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Naillllled it.
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