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PornHub Billboard In Times Square Taken Down After 48 Hours

10/12/2014

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/this-is-why-the-pornhub-advert-in-times-square-was-taken-dow#4et34yw

Buzzfeed- A spokesman said the advert had been mounted on a building occupied by the Hilton DoubleTree hotel. The reason it was taken down was due to complaints by the hotel’s general manager.



​The general manager of this hotel is the biggest herb in the world. What a grade A pussy. That ad isn't even offensive. It is 2014, EVERYTHING is overly sexualized. I know as a society we mostly ignore the existence of masturbation. However, everyone does it. A billboard acknowledging that isn't the biggest deal in the world. A world where I can't openly talk about touching my piece is a world I don't want to live in. Is there anything else in the world that is more prevalent but never gets talked about? It's amazing that this is the first porn billboard I have seen. It is a billion dollar industry. I'm surprised we don't have 12 foot ass to mouth visuals plastered all over the city. Money talks.


Also, this might be in the least sexual billboard in billboard history. I have seen more sexual ads for herpes medication. Two hands in a heart and a semi-subtle reference to finger fucking? Don't see the big deal. They will probably replace it with a 16 year old celebrity modeling underwear, and then claim that the problem is solved. Fundamentally do not understand this. 

Is the ad to the right also part of the PornHub ad? It has to be right? Either that or it is the most well timed coincidence on the planet. Like the fact that that visual popped up next to a porn ad is fate. If I wasn't sure that this billboard belonged in the heart of the city before, I sure as shit am now. 

Could 'All You Need Is Hand' be any more perfect? Absolutely golden slogan. I just got back from a wedding so for the next few days I actually believe in love. But that slogan is soooo much more true than 'All You Need is Love'. It can't be argued otherwise. Oh, all you need is love? Fuck the Beatles. Love is pretty fucking hard to find you dicks. Meanwhile, I have 2 hands 7 days a week. I can wake up hungover next to a transgendered troll and not have to worry about being handless. The same can't be said for love. 

Biggest takeaway, however, is still that this general manager is a prude little fairy that should have to trade in his dick or tuck it between his legs.


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