Fan the flames! Don't stop the fight! Michael Del Zotto is getting roasted and it's pure gold. This time it isn't by opposing forwards either. That's probably the most shocking part about this story. One time intriguing prospect with loads of potential turned journeyman defenseman, Michael Del Zotto, has taken his fair share of hits to his reputation. Usually it has been for the on-ice product. It is comforting to know he is just as much of a loser off the ice as well.
I really don't find this all that surprising. Confidence is a mind set in all walks of life. It translates and shows itself in everything you say or do. Know how a premier prospect turns into a borderline NHLer? Supreme lack of confidence. He is probably one of those people that takes 30 minutes to pick what he wants off the menu. Probably does that thing where he runs into someone and can't decide which way to go like 5 times a day. I would imagine he goes through every outfit in his wardrobe before actually leaving the house. No doubt he has to think about putting one foot in front of the other just to walk down the street. MDZ has never taken a confident step in his life. Just ask the the three teams he has been on in the last three years.
Rule number one about talking to porn stars is know that everything you say or do is going to go public. They get fucked in front of millions of people. The people in the pornography profession aren't usually restricted by privacy norms. There is a camera hallway to their colon every single day, pretty sure they don't care if a professional athlete gets a little butt hurt. There's no problem with conversing with porn stars. I would imagine it's probably very fun, but like with anything else, there is a delicate risk vs. reward balance. Maybe don't pester her for dates. I know she's gets naked on camera, but she's still technically a human being. Seeking courtship through people you have already gone out with is about as reliable as a restaurant review from a vegan.
I don't completely hate where his head was at though. The biggest problem with dating sites is sifting through people's intentions. Generally men are looking for the next strange vagina, and women are searching for love….or something. If you do your dating through porn stars you are basically guaranteeing yourself that your dates end in the sheets.100% DTF rate. Don't have to worry about buying two dinners and ending up bone dry come closing time. However, you do probably have to worry about performance anxiety. These 'people', quite literally, eat people like Del Zotto for breakfast. I would be shocked if Del Zotto can measure up in the sac. I'd bet my car that he cries during sex. Never been more sure of anything in my life. I would say there probably aren't too many encore performances. Either way, there is a pretty valid upside, but at least give the impression you're carrying some stones under that jock Michael.
Not the look of a confident man...
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