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Pretty Sure This Former Rugby Star Turned 49er's Hopeful Just Killed A Man

9/4/2015

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Oh. That's just former Rugby League star @jarrydhayne_1, turning NFL defenders into pancakes. #SDvsSF http://t.co/sObSmoGhX9

— NFL (@NFL) September 4, 2015
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Someone want to do me a favor and get the producer of that 'Concussion' movie on the phone? I know they pretty much finished shooting already, but I can't help but think that whoever Jarryd Hayne's just trucked through the Earth would make a more intriguing storyline. That guy is undoubtedly a few restless, sleepless nights away from realizing he has concussion problems. At the very least we could get a head start on the sequel.

Really got to wonder why more rugby players don't try their hand at American football. Think about that for a second. Going from rugby to football is pretty much the legal equivalent of taking steroids. Granted, rugby players aren't of super human size and strength. Still, I've got to imagine you head out onto the gridiron fearless when the last time you were tackling someone as hard as you could you were wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Dude probably feels like he went from Clark Kent to Superman. From Bruce Wayne to Batman. He just ran over that guy, glanced down at his victim, and then did that thing that every underdog that has ever won a fight does. You know what I mean, just started inspecting his own body like "whoa, how did I do that?". You give a guy that has no regard for his own body a bunch of pads and that's what happens. He uses them to try to put people in an early grave. I don't know, rugby players might be a little undersized for the National Football League, but they have the PERFECT amount of crazy. However, if we are really worried about head injuries then the 49er's are probably better off cutting him. Something tells me that rugby stars only have one gear, and the gear that Jarryd Hayne just displayed could turn a 49er's practice is a mortuary. 
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