Question Of The Day: How Big Of A Douche Does A Person With One Leg Have To Be To Get Kicked Out Of A Nets/Knicks Game?
Serious question. As a fully capable human with 4 working limbs you really have to go out of your way to get kicked out of a sporting event. Trust me, I would know. All ushers and security guards want to do is stand at the top of the section, pray time moves faster, and possibly take in a live sporting event. Anytime someone starts dropping inappropriate language or gets violent it is nothing more than an inconvenience to them. It's like getting a new assignment at work that you didn't expect. Except this assignment is most likely belligerently drunk and disorderly.
Now imagine, how much a problem someone with one leg has to be to get carried out like a rag doll in front of a stadium full of people? You have to get more leeway with one leg. Think about it. The average person getting dragged drunk out of a stadium is usually cheer worthy. Someone carrying around a guy with one leg like he's a stuffed animal is automatically the bad guy. You see a guy with a wheelchair, or an eyepatch, or a missing arm you're natural inclination is to turn blind eye. I don't care what racist, sexist, or despicable shit he said. I mean, he clearly didn't start a fight. Unless he is the cockiest one legged dude in history. Have to imagine he was saying some otherworldly offensive shit. You got to be some kind of asshole to get zero sympathy points while rocking a stump.
Honestly, this was probably the right move on the part of the handicapped guy. I would have gotten out of there as fast as possible too. Got to be faster to get carried out than to hobble your ass out. If there is anything more offensive than the words that came out of this guy's mouth it is the basketball that was played last night. You want to jump start the Nets/Knicks New York rivalry? Have them play 82 games against each other. The only time the Nets look remotely good….scratch that….The only time the Nets look remotely better than anyone else is when they play the Knicks. It's not that the Nets won last night, it's that the Knicks are just a far better team at losing than the Nets are. That, in itself, is impressive. The fact that there was minimal laughing in this video is a sign of how bad that game was, because I don't care which borough you are from that video is hilarity at it's finest.
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