I say this with all due respect to fake Andy Reid because I truly appreciate his dedication to the role, but my god does he make real Andy Reid look well put together by comparison. The moment that real Andy Reid came on screen and finally interrupted fake Andy Reid was the first time that I ever thought to myself "damn, Andy looks like he's slimmed up a bit". It didn't take long for me to realize that he is actually the same gargantuan size he's been his entire career, but when Andy was standing side-by-side with his stunt double I was genuinely impressed by his posture, definitive chin, and well groomed mustache. That's why I think it would be well worth the cost of his postgame, 4 course meals to bring fake Andy Reid on board as a personal shadow every Sunday. Legitimately looking good isn't nearly as important as looking good relative to the company you keep, and fake Andy Reid makes real Andy Reid look like nothing more than a big-boned guy that doesn't have time to fit a gym visit into his daily routine. If he stands next to him on the sidelines the cameras might even trick viewers into thinking the Chiefs actual Head Coach underwent a Rex Ryan-esque transformation. Plus, it would give real Andy Reid the opportunity to sneak up and run the two minute drill from the safety of the press box so the boo's could be directed elsewhere when he inevitably wasted the first 20 seconds of the play clock scratching the insatiable itch in the middle of his ass crack.
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