Redskins Wide Receiver Jamison Crowder Accused Of Domestic Abuse...On Instagram

BSO- “The Washington Redskins are aware of an off-field situation involving Jamison Crowder. We have been in touch with the NFL office and will continue to follow proper League protocol and assist them in any way we can to gather all of the facts. We will not be making any further comment at this time.”


Welcome to 2015, where you can get accused of domestic abuse via a social networking app on the internet. If Jamison is 100% guilty of anything in this situation it's not putting a lock code on his phone. Hey man, why didn't you just fill your house up with gasoline and start playing with matches? Have you learned nothing from Osi Umenyiora and James Harden? If women have a chance to blow up your spot they are going to take advantage every single time. Especially if you make it that damn easy.

I guess Instagram is just like the online court of public opinion now, right? I bet the creators are pretty psyched. Well, not about all the pictures of a battered women, but definitely that their app's use seemingly has no bounds. Resale value through the roof. This woman could have gone to the police but chose Instagram instead. Put that in the company tagline. In reality? Pretty smart move. Really kind of gave herself the freedom to retract her statements. Say she decides that she doesn't want to get her boyfriend suspended for the year, or worse, lose her 'Golden Ticket' to a prison sentence? All both parties have to do is go with the hacked excuse. Now I have never used it, but in my estimation it's nearly 99% effective. If this chick really wants to leave him she will just go to the cops, or if he's really unlucky, Roger Goodell. Until then she's outted him as scumbag in front of all his media obsessed peers, but he can't face discipline because she didn't tell anybody that matters. Image? Ruined. Paycheck? Still coming in baby. Guess who is getting a new bracelet? And it's all because he didn't have a fucking lock on his phone like any rational human being. Jamison Crowder is a total dickhead if he beat his girlfriend, but he's even more of a dumbass if he did so while his world was at her fingertips. Hopefully he isn't as prone to dropping the ball on the field.