Remember The HS Coach That Tried To Ban Nick Saban From Campus? You Can Forget Now Because He's Already Been Fired.

Parkway High School coach David Feaster said that Alabama's coaches are no longer welcomed at the school’s campus. https://t.co/LnLbdX2EZZ

— USA TODAY Sports (@USATODAYsports) February 16, 2017

David Feaster, HS coach who said Saban no longer allowed on his campus, told me he was just fired for saying it. #RollTide @AlabamaFTBL

— Matt Hayes (@MattHayesCFB) February 17, 2017

David Feaster, Louisiana HS coach: “I guess Nick Saban won this round.” Column soon @BleacherReport #RollTide

— Matt Hayes (@MattHayesCFB) February 17, 2017

Well, that was quick. Cheers to Parkway High School in Louisiana for committing themselves to running an ethically sound program for about as long as the average person commits themselves to their New Year's resolutions. That might come off as disingenuous, but 24-36 hours with a clear conscience is a pretty impeccable feat while looking out for the best interests of soon-to-be college football players in confederate flag country.

I guess we probably should have seen this termination coming. After all, if the close-mindedness of Catholics has taught us anything it's that true morals come second to the antiquated teachings of the Lord, and Nick Saban is basically the second coming of Christ once you go far enough south of the Mason-Dixon. I have never been to rural Louisiana, but I'm pretty sure that having separate water fountains is more acceptable than trying to ban the head coach of Alabama football from literally anywhere.

Hey, if we are looking at the bright side then at least David Feaster gets to leave with his dignity. It's probably the only thing included in his severance package and it's about as useful to success in his profession as having a quarterback make an appearance on the 'Dean's List', but it's something. Something that's not going to put too many kids into D1 programs, but something that should help him sleep better at night.