Form: C- We'll blame it on the angle. Some people still don't know how to capture a person's good side these days. It's a tragedy really.
Workout Gear: A++ Light. Airy. Allows for flexibility and atones for underboob sweat. Need his stylist's number, and I needed 6 beers ago.
My favorite part of this video is easily my mental image of how it came about. There's not a doubt in my mind that the person that took this video was like "Hey Rob, Drew just challenged you to the pushup challenge". To which he responded "Alright, alright, give me a minute". Then he crushed like 10 beers in 20 minutes, screamed "action", and here we are. Didn't even bother to take his glasses off. Definitely forgot they were even there. If that doesn't scream 'I got here at 11AM' then I don't know what does. Rob Ryan just doing Rob Ryan things. This being filmed anywhere but a place that served alcohol may have crushed my entire perception of the Saints reckless defensive coordinator. Talk about a crisis being averted.
Don't look past who he challenged at the end of the video either. A gay talk show host that analyzes the behavior of reality TV stars? If Rob Ryan isn't the people's personality then I don't know who is. Every one who has ever been in a relationship can take solace in the fact that even the most manly of men has been subjected to enough reality television to actually enjoy it every so often. Next time the wife or girlfriend flips to 'Bravo' you remember that it doesn't make you any less of a man to watch it. Just make sure you got a full 12 pack on deck. No shame in things getting a little fuzzy. It'll probably help the entertainment value of a bunch of old bi-polar broads hashing out some formulated script to make menopause seem similar to schizophrenia.
P.S. Could Drew Brees' video be any more the polar opposite of Rob Ryan's? I guess they really do attract. Also I am pretty sure that Drew takes like a half hour sabbatical after the birth of every child before he puts another bun in the oven. These kids are multiplying at an inhuman rate...