Ronda Rousey And Floyd Mayweather Need To Take This Fued To The Bedroom

Ronda Rousey- "I don't know if you saw the Floyd thing, where he said, 'When you make $300 million in a night, give me a call.' I actually did the math and given the numbers in my last fight, I'm actually the highest-paid UFC fighter, and I'm a woman. And I think I actually make two to three times more than he does per second. So when he learns to read and write, he can text me then." 

Floyd Mayweather- “Big bank take little bank. Let’s play and see how much money you got. Last time I checked I was #1 on Forbes. She will never be at my status. Keep trying to get publicity.” 


Yeah, yeah, I know how crazy this sounds, but don't be quick to write this off as the mindless rumblings of a lunatic. Let's look at the facts here. These two won't shut the fuck up about one another. They are from two entirely different organizations. Neither's finances affect the others. Yet, despite never having a single face to face interaction, they refuse to stop hurling insulting at each other. I, for one, can't help but think they would rather be engaging in a different form of tongue lashing. This reads like every elementary romance that has ever spawned from throwing rocks at your crush from across the playground. 

"But, Floyd can't read or write!" Uhhh, and? He's basically the high school drop in every movie ever made that pulls up outside your parents house on a Harley. You know how often that guy gets laid? Always. 

"But Ronda Rousey has too much pride to sleep with a known domestic abuser!" Well, if the rumors that she is currently dating Travis Browne, a married UFC fighter and alleged wife beater, are true then we may have to let go of our squeaky clean perception of Ronda Rousey. Who would have known? Floyd Mayweather is her type! 

"But Floyd disrespected Ronda by not knowing who she was!" You know what turns a woman on more than not acknowledging her existence? Fucking NOTHING.

Face it, just like most women, Ronda needs to be challenged. She needs a real man. A man that can protect her (or apparently do the exact opposite). A man that can take control physically in the bedroom. Hell, I can't believe I didn't see it before. Floyd Mayweather is that man. There's sexual tension dripping from every overly critical word they utter in reference to one another. It has all the makings of the world's greatest hate sex. An interracial sexual encounter between the toughest female on the planet and the best boxer in the world? Throw that shit on Pay Per View. If these two are so concerned about money they could both stand to make a shit ton of it. Hell, It'll be the first time in a long time that Floyd Mayweather will be getting paid to be the aggressor. That in itself makes it worth the price of admission.