Ronda Rousey Filed For A Trademark Of "FTA" Or As The Kids Say "Fuck Them All"

Ronda Rousey has filed for five trademarks to FTA. Stands for "F@#! Them All."

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 16, 2016

Aww, is someone having an identity crisis? It's quite the day that Ronda is having. It sounds like she's trying to play every role in that Alanis Morrisette song. She been a bitch, a lover, a child, and a mother all in the span of 24 hours. One second she's huddled in a corner thinking about killing herself, and the next she's flipping the proverbial bird in everybody's face. One second she's planning a comeback, next second she's planning the birth of her boyfriend's (who is still married BTW) future child. All I know is that she's going to have to pick a side soon, because this back and forth shit has me confused. Am I supposed to be sympathetic because this morning she was suicidal? Am I allowed to hate her again because I pretty sure I am included in "them all"? Can't play both sides of the fence here Ronda. Ellen might not see through your bullshit, but I certainly do. You can't be a sinner and a saint. Are we in the middle of the healing process or are we about to embark on the revenge tour to silence all of those that took joy in your downfall? Are we this girl....

or are we this girl...

I'm not saying that a UFC fighter can't have a soft side, but I am saying that she can't be in both mindsets at the same damn time. The Ronda Rousey that I blogged about this morning? The one that  seemed desperate for compassion? She is in no way ready to be be saying fuck anybody, never mind them all.