UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

Russell Westbrook Got T'd Up For Kicking An Opponent In The Groin In The Most Original Way Possible

11/15/2016

0 Comments

 
Picture

This is going to sound hypocritical since I spent the entire postseason taking Draymond Green to the woodshed (by saying a bunch of mean things about him on the internet) for trying to concuss the head of every penis that came within his 5 foot respect radius, but I don't think Russell Westbrook should have been T'd up here. I know he very likely heel kicked his defender's testicles into his torso on purpose, but he did do in such an inconspicuous way that I would have been just fine letting him slide wth nothing more than an offensive foul.

​I hate flopping just as much as the next fan. We should expect our professional athletes to play through more contact than the kid that shows up to every gym class with the same damn doctor's note. Surely Russell Westbrook wasn't touched enough to warrant flailing his appendages around like a child who was told to "put it back" while walking down the cereal aisle with his mother.

​That said, we also watch sports to see people do things that we are physically incapable of doing and I'll be damned if anyone that is reading this can tell me that they are able to seamlessly take a jump shot while reverse punting the dick of the person directly behind them. Say what you want about the social acceptability of no-look low blows, but don't me what you just watched doesn't require talent. For a second there I thought that this play was merely accidental, and that's a benefit of the doubt that Draymond Green will never get if he keeps making his abuse of genitals look so uncoordinated and athletically unimpressive. 

P.S. I don't think I would ever give Russell Westbrook a technical if I were an NBA official. If him dunking the ball off his own chest into orbit is any indication then I would want no part of drawing the ire of his attitude...
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy