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Russell Wilson Refuses To Call Future's Child By His First Name, Which Is Coincidentally Also 'Future'

5/2/2016

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MediaTakeout- Russell Wilson and Ciara and baby Future had a really fun Saturday together. The couple were spotted out in Los Angeles enjoying the day. But here's a little bit of tea. A bunch of MTOers reported that they HEARD Russell speaking to Ciara's son.

And instead of calling the boy Future - which is his NAME, Russell calls him "Zahir" - the child's middle name. Now that's just WRONG. No matter how they feel about his father, they really need to call that boy by his NAME.

No need to be PETTY Ciara and Russell - y'all have all the happiness in the world - so get that HATE out of your heart.



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What are the odds that Russell Wilson subconsciously sees Future's head (with a big ass smile on his face) on a baby's body every time he looks at that child? I bet every time that kid talks to him he hears the deep, indiscernible vocals from Future's last album. It's like a scene from 'The Waterboy' except it's not water that sucks, it's Russell Wilson's ability to sling dick. Gatorade's not better, Future's swimmers are. That's the only legitimate reason that he would call him by his middle name just to spite the actual father. He's got to be doing his best to forget that the kid he is playing poppa to is the namesake of the multi-million dollar rapper that has stuffed his girlfriend more in one week than he has in his entire life. 

Think about the amount of times you have been addressed solely by your middle name. I don't know about you, but for me that number is zero. Baby Future was already on a pretty fucked up path having a gangster rapper as a father, an NFL quarterback that is/was a born again virgin as a stepfather, and a scantily clad pop icon turned woman of the Lord as a mother. I can't imagine the fact that they all call him something different is going to do too much to cure that uncertainty. I can't wait until this kid hits middle school, finally puts the pieces together, and asks his mom what the fuck is wrong with her. I would give anything to be a fly on the wall when Baby Future becomes Teenage Future and tells Russell Wilson "you're not my father, you don't even call me by my real fucking name!". If Laremy Tunsil's stepdad didn't make his presence felt this week then Russell Wilson would take the crown as the worst stepdad of all time. Confusing a child by calling him his middle name just because his actual name reminds Russell Wilson of his fiancee's slutty years? I imagine the primary goal of a stepfather is to not intrude into the lives of the family you are joining, and changing what a kid goes by years into his existence is undoubtedly as disruptive as it gets. 
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