Y'all wanna see a dead body....
I want to say this poor girl - who would probably wish death upon a friend's cancer stricken mother if she made of her haircut - just got dunked on, but that wouldn't even do it justice. She got dunked in battery acid. She's an internet corpse. The body is in the Twitter morgue, but it is HARDLY identifiable. The tombstone is in production and it's going to read...
"Here Lies Anjelica. Killed By Kindness And Light Trolling. The Only Thing Thinner Than Her Skin Was The Atlanta Falcons' Stack Of Accomplishments, And The Only Thing Worse Than Her Sense Of Humor Was Her Team's 4th Quarter Play Calling. Rest In Online Purgatory."
Talk about dealing from the bottom of the deck. This is the perfect representation of just how bad of a hand Falcons' fans were dealt by their former offensive coordinator going full 'Madden' and refusing to call a situational running play. The Saints have no shortage of comically embarrassing losses on their organizational resume and Anjelica is out here referencing decade old, region dismantling hurricanes, because not even at their most "Aints" do they have something that remotely resembles blowing a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl.
Personally? I would never trivialize a natural disaster with a massive death toll by comparing it to the result of a fucking football game...but if I were the type of person to do that...