Sean Payton Is Shockingly Not A Snake Guy

The @saints might have to find a new coach next year... #Hissalot just destroyed #SeanPayton □ @coopsgolf

A post shared by ♛Sir Hissalot♛ (@hissalot) on Mar 25, 2017 at 5:52pm PDT

Now that's what I want to see out of a leader. I probably could have done without the frantic, slightly less than masculine backwards shuffle, but literally any man with a pulse would have done the same if they thought they were about to step on a rattlesnake. The fact remains that Sean Payton went to put his trusty club back in his bag, and he didn't let the presence of a viral sensation disguised as a venomous reptile deter him from doing just that. Lesser men would have said "fuck this stupid driver" and went running, but Sean Payton looked in the rubber face of perceived danger and did what he had to do. I know "bring the wood" was the motto of the 2009 Saints, but it might need to get brought back for 2017 after the dedication their head coach showed in refusing to let go of his. After all, there are definitely worse seasons to recreate...