Sean Payton Said The Saints Signed Larry Warford Because He Has "Ass And Mass"

Payton on Warford: “He has ass and mass.” □□□ pic.twitter.com/dbjPPM6WYt

— WhoDatBlade™ (@WhoDatBlade) March 29, 2017

Cue the entrance music...
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Now starting...at right guard...for your...Newww Orleannns Saints...Mr. Fat Booty!

I think I speak for all Saints' fans when I say that I couldn't care less what Larry Warford has got in them jeans as long as he can get that ba-dunk-a-dunk downfield and put some prospective tacklers on their back. If the key to him pulling that end around to spring some gains in the screen game is his phatty than I hope it gets voluptuous enough to balance a Lombardi Trophy on. If he solidifies the interior of the offensive line, creates some sightlines, and gives Drew Brees a pocket that's fitting of a pair of JNCO's then I'll worship that man's thickness like I'm chasing chubbies. All he has to do is show Saints' fans the fruits of his apple bottom and he might have the SuperDome shaking due to the (t)work of his tail feather. 

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— Dan Hanzus (@DanHanzus) March 29, 2017

Which oomf got ass and mass pic.twitter.com/aU83mWch5C

— #TheThirstyHippie ⚜ (@just_loach) March 29, 2017