Shocker: Lebron Is The Worst Kind Of Fan In The World

Yes sir!!!! HUGE W for them Boyz!! @dallascowboys.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) October 12, 2014

When someone say "Man your Cowboys stink!!" I say "Yeah I know we do sitting at 5-1.… http://t.co/cPPA1r6zjw

— LeBron James (@KingJames) October 13, 2014

LeBron loves his city. That's why he is a Yankees, Kentucky, and Cowboys fan. Duh. Everyone in Ohio is a fan of those 3 teams. Comes as no surprise. Listen, I don't really care that LeBron is a Cowboys fan. Quite possibly the least surprising thing I have ever heard. There are a bunch of front running little twats that chose the Cowboys as their team in the heart of their dynasty. Just be a Cowboys fan at all times. Don't start littering social media with your fandom once the Cowboys are actually good for the first time since the 90's. 

This is just soooo LeBron. Goes to Miami to play Wade and Bosh, they both start to age in dog years, bolts to play with two young studs in Cleveland, and tries to play it off like he missed his city. You're kidding yourself if you think that Love trade wasn't all but done when James signed in Cleveland. Fuck you LeBron. Just tell the world what they already know. You want the best chance to win. You want to be a fan of a winner. This isn't a new concept. A lot of athletes do it. 

I haven't heard James mutter a syllable about the Cowboys in years. Now they beat the defending champs on the road and he's sporting all the newest Cowboys gear. Such a herb. Such a tool. Such a wannabe winner. Don't tear your ACL jumping on and off bandwagons LeBron, or God forbid you get a cramp.