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Look, I'm not even mad at Lou Holtz' senile ass for thinking that being black in America is analogous to wearing a Matt Leinart jersey in South Bend, Indiana. That crazy old bastard went "out to lunch" years ago and hasn't fully returned since. He's now an 80 year old bag of bones that's over a decade into speaking a brand of English that would make Daffy Duck say "what did hell did you juth thay?" about 12 times before helplessly nodding his beak in defeat. I can't get upset with a known bigot whose lips are looser than his bladder and whose views make Donald Trump's take two steps to the left like they are dancing to a Beyonce song. Honestly, if you were surprised by just how poorly he disguised that blatant trivialization as laughable empathy then you must not know 'bout Lou, you must not know 'bout Lou.
Still, can we maybe get a microphone out of the face of someone that's capable of getting Jason Whitlock to bite his own lip with a dangerously detrimental, racially charged comparison that implied that old white men understand the plight of the people whose ownership they used to encourage? I know 'Fox News' has an agenda to push, but Jason Whitlock feeds on regurgitated ignorance like the world's most overweight baby bird, and even he was like "yup, just going to tuck this here lip up under these here teeth because this batty old white man is on some other shit". Can't we just leave Lou Holtz' antiquated system of beliefs that was adopted decades before he needed an adult diaper to die without dissemination? I mean, he just shocked FS1's very own Jim Crow into chomping on something that didn't stand to satisfy his never-ending appetite for bullshit. The alone should be enough reason to take the batteries out of his mic and lock him in a broom closet until this racial unrest gets turned down a notch or two.