So About That Racist Oklahoma Frat House...Seems They Employed A Black Chef That Is Now Out Of A Job

Daily Mail- Oklahoma University alumni are rallying around an African American chef who has been forced out of his job at the school's disgraced fraternity after footage emerged of members performing a racist chant.

Howard has worked at Sigma Alpha Epsilon for more than 15 years, cooking raved-about chili dogs and cheering students with his 'infectious smile', former members say.

But on Monday, his role was terminated after the university closed SAE with immediate effect.

It was a reaction to a video of fraternity brothers chanting 'There will never be a n***** in SAE' to the tune of If You're Happy And You Know It.

Generally speaking, I am wholeheartedly against kick starters and internet fundraisers. Most of the time they are for very stupid causes. Take this girl for example, who is raising money simply because she wants to get dicked down at the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. The whole concept of  sites like 'GoFundMe' is essentially internet panhandling. If I wanted to give a dollar to someone that has done nothing to deserve it I would take to the streets. Do the people that beg on the street corner deserve the money more? Absolutely not, but at least they have to live like damn savages. Don't ask me for a dollar you didn't earn from the comfort of your own home. Go sleep in a box. Don't shower for a week. Grow your beard out and rub some mud on your face. At least show me you're trying. Technology has made people so damn lazy that they are making homeless people look ambitious. Making people that call the sidewalk home look like go-getters. What a world. 

With that said, I am about to donate my entire wallet to this cause. Take my credit cards. Hungry? Use my grocery card. Here are my keys. Take the car. Need a place to sleep? Take the bed and I'lll take the couch. I almost feel like that's not enough. What's this guy's number? I'll give him a ring and cook him dinner for the next month. If I had a girlfriend I would let him fuck her in the position of his choosing. Is there anyone in a shittier situation than this guy? There are people on death row looking at this guy's conundrum like "nah, I'm good here". 

Imagine waking up to find out you no longer had a job. Now imagine the reason that you didn't have job is because the people that employ you are a bunch of racists dickheads that would hang you from a tree if you decided not to make them dinner one night. Listen, this guy was getting paid for his services, but there's no way a bunch of delusional, self entitled frat boys didn't think of Howard as a slave of sorts. You can't even dream up a scenario that bad. This dude was basically a servant for a bunch of kids that didn't even respect his right to live. Then the same kids got him fired because they weren't even decent enough to hide their racism behind closed doors. These goddamn kids didn't even give the guy that put blood, sweat, and hopefully semen into their food the opportunity to quit out of pride. He had to find out he was jobless while also finding out that the job he lost after 15 years was one step above whips and chains. I'm not sure what amount of money can help a man endure that level of disrespect and deceit, but this kind old bastard deserves every cent of it. Give him the money. Give him all the money. And by the grace of God he will be the one to light the torch when these kids get burned at the stake.

P.S. Don't you dare think for a second that this guy didn't get the job because he looked like 'Chef' from South Park. With their age bracket and their apparent sense of 'humor' the irony is far too strong. These despicable assholes probably laughed about that everyday in between black jokes and Klan meetings.