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Soccer Sideline Reporter Ordered Away From Field For Being Too Attractive

11/5/2014

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2822006/Red-Star-Belgrade-TV-presenter-Katarina-Sreckovic-ordered-away-pitch-area-attractive-players-complained-couldn-t-concentrate-presence.html

Daily Mail- A TV football presenter says she was told to leave the side of the pitch on a number of occasions because she was distracting the players by being too attractive.  

Katarina Sreckovic, who hosts a show about Serbia's Red Star Belgrade, told how players initially struggled to answer her questions because the young men couldn't concentrate in her presence.


Fucking soccer players always crying about something. Diving over blades of grass. Acting like they have been shot at the thought of contact. Whining about sideline reporters that are too attractive. Cry me a river. While you sit there making millions and are required to talk to beautiful foreign women, some of us are dealing with real problems. For instance, getting a woman that gorgeous to talk to us.

I know for a fact soccer player's aren't distracted by beautiful women. I watched the World Cup. The crowd looked a Brazilian version of Mardi Gras. I have never experienced so many unexpected breast sightings in my life. It's a shock any males in attendance even knew what the score was. It was like hedonism moved to a crowded sports venue.

If an absolute dime piece roaming the sidelines gets the players all hot and bothered then they better start taping it to their leg. I don't know if this a new concept in Europe, but sideline reporters are supposed to be hot. It's like the number one requirement of the job. Americans have been 'suffering' with this for years. If you are in need of some advice, ask Tristan Thompson how to handle it...
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One thing is for certain. She is too hot to be reporting European soccer. She should be over in the greatest country in the world. She should be whispering sweet foreign nothings to me through my television screen. I don't need her to know anything about hockey or football. Just satisfy my sweet tooth and continue to be the eye candy that you are.
 
In reality, this is probably just a bunch of soccer players that are trying to make a run at her. Pretty sure it's frowned upon to do so while she is reporting their games. Give her a compliment and make her available. Killing two birds with one stone. Can't say soccer players are soft when Katrina is on the sidelines.

P.S. If this blog sucks it's because I got distracted by...uh…well...
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