I'll say this, if the prolonged use of marijuana could do for me what it has done for Bill Walton I would start smoking six bowls a day. I swear he lives the most carefree, happy life on the planet. Unfortunately, I don't have a professional basketball background, nor an ability to blabber on about anything and everything while I am high or Bill Walton would be my role model. The dude just made driving to Temecula, scooping up fucking dirt, and rubbing it all over his body look like the most fun thing on the planet. I don't know what my plans are for the weekend, but I would love to see if Bill is down for some edibles and a mud bath. I hope no kids were watching this broadcast because if they think that a little bit of weed can turn you into Bill Walton then they are all on the verge of sitting on their couch eating cold pizza and staring off into space for 20 hours a day. I am always amazed by people that can function in the real world stoned. I barely have the use of motor skills after a couple of puffs, and Bill Walton is just sitting there jabbering his way through a basketball broadcast talking about God knows what. He's like the most energetic pothead in the history of the world. It's like whatever strand he's inhaling is laced with cocaine. If I thought the results of his drug use were replicable I would have already started walking in his footsteps, because there isn't a single person in the world that enjoys life more than Bill Walton.