Somehow The Only Loser Of Last Night Was The Tar Heels Mascot

The view from our set pic.twitter.com/wgT1ZRta3p

— Seth Davis (@SethDavisHoops) April 5, 2016

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— Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) April 5, 2016

That's how good last night's National Championship was. A team got their hearts ripped out of their chest on a buzzer beater, but the only person on that floor that should feel sorry for themselves is the Tar Heels mascot that only got crying Jordan'd after getting knocked the FUCK out by his own cheerleader. He's the only person that should be hanging his head, and it's not just because he got concussed by a pom-pom holder with a penis. Villanova shot an ungodly percentage from the field again, and North Carolina still managed to hang in and tie the game with a last second shot that can only be described as an answered prayer. Other than the difficulty of their class schedule, those players on North Carolina have nothing to feel bad about. The same can't be said for their mascot, but even he had front row seats to one of the best Final Four games of all time so really - in a way - we are all winners. I guess I'm just saying what Geraldo tried - and so valiantly failed - to say... 

#CarolinaPanthers didn't lose #NationalChampionship #Villanova won it.

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) April 5, 2016