Steph Curry Doubles Down On The Haters: Riley Curry Gives Encore Performance

Steph Curry, you dog you! Who knew he had this in him? Just doubling down from his playoff pedestal right in the media's grill. Who knew he had the ability to spit right in the face of critics and bring his daughter up the podium with him again. Pretty sure I felt the ground shake halfway through that press conference and I am almost certain it was Brian Windhorst having a stroke. Laugh out loud funny when the lady starts with "we're gonna do this again?" and Steph just stares straight at her like "uhhhh.... next question please". Hey, if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything, and Steph Curry stands staunchly behind the right to have his daughter experience every bit of this playoff run with him. Such a troll move too. Steph Curry didn't just bring his daughter up again. I'm pretty sure he locked her in the janitor's closet for 10 minutes with 47 pixie sticks and the Big Sean chorus on repeat. That little girl came out ready to perform. Singing 'Blessings', playing ghost behind the curtain, dancing around, ripping up stat sheets. Riley Curry might be the sole reason that Vine extends their videos to 12 seconds. I respect every part of what Steph Curry did last night. If there is anything better than the media being inconvenienced unwittingly, it's the media being inconvenienced intentionally. Steph Curry giving his daughter a Red Bull and an open mic was as premeditated as it gets.

Okay, I'll admit it. The people that are against children being at the postgame might be right. In terms of being a distraction, Riley Curry was a goddamn menace last night. Just completely sabotaged the entire press conference. I still just don't care. If you are going to be a distraction you might as well be a distraction that is more entertaining than the interview itself. Watching Riley Curry figure out new ways to take the attention off her father was must-see TV. Media members want to inconvenience players with half assed, pointed questions then they can just consider Riley Curry payback. Just soak it in. When that little girl is up there running a muck the story writes itself. Save your questions about arm sleeves for another day. Steph Curry's team just obliterated the Rockets. It's not like her presence after a dominating series win is censoring reporters from asking the real hard hitting questions. That girl could give a fuck what's being talked about. Let's just sit back while Riley Curry goes all 'Problem Child' on the set and enjoy the show. Love that after 5 minutes of the RC Show it took some foreign reporter to ask "you take daughter on second time?". I'm going to go ahead and nominate that 'Question Of The Day', that's how irrelevant these press conferences are.

Any girl that has her own gum guy deserves the camera time. You the real MVP, Riley.

P.S. Anyway, we could have this adorable little girl show up at LeBron's pressers too? If there is anyone that could stand to have attention taking away from them for like 2 seconds it's King James and his yamaka of a hairline.