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Still Bummed About The Election? This Video Should Temporarily Lift Your All-American Spirits!

11/10/2016

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Turn your sound on and listen to 19,000 fans sing the National Anthem in unison. □□ pic.twitter.com/djoNXyshY4

— NBCSN (@NBCSN) November 10, 2016

There it is! Nothing like the unifying power of music baby! Still want to move to Canada, eh? Go ahead, get your Avril Lavigne loving ass the fuck on out. It's okay to be embarrassed for our country, because...well...we basically pants-ed ourselves in front of everyone and reminded the rest of the world exactly why they hate us. However, you won't tell me that 19,000 strong singing the National Anthem in unison didn't make you temporarily forget that we may only be a hand basket away from hell-bound. Colin Kaepernick would probably make sure he was seated first, but even he would instinctually start humming along under his breath if he watched this video. You want to head north and be a part of the backup vocals for Celine Dion as she draws out that lazy ass anthem that has like 8 words total? Be my guest, but don't you dare leave thinking that American sports fans are anything less than breathtaking when we all come together to celebrate our slightly waning Patriotism through song!

P.S. You can simultaneously be happy to be an American and currently ashamed of being an American. I'm happy to be a drinker, but occasionally I'm ashamed of the things that I do when I drink too much. If that comparison doesn't make sense to you then I suggest you read it back to yourself after downing 8-10 beers while binge watching a season of 'The Apprentice'. That'll really make that analogy hit the peak of it's logic.

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