Substitute Caught Blowing Student On The First Day Of School

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NBC- A substitute teacher in D.C. accused of having sex with a student on her first day at the school pleaded not guilty.





​Let's be honest. Substitute teachers may be the least respected people on the planet earth. The blow job she gave this kid may be the most productive thing a substitute has ever done in the history of teaching. Substitute teachers are basically given the Charlie Brown teacher treatment. I'm not sure I have ever listened to one single word they have ever said. It's all just white noise and mumbling.

That said, If you want to make your mark as a sub, this might be the most genius way to do it. The first hurdle is getting the attention of your students. Boys will do anything you want if it results in even the slightest possibility of sexual satisfaction. This phenomenon holds true from puberty through death. The power of the pussy is a power like none other. You blow a kid day one and the rest of them are all ears from now until you retire.

A females favorite thing to do is to gossip. I'm pretty sure females just gather up with their girlfriends and discuss how much they hate other girls. The best way to get on a girl's bad side is to have sexual relations with a prospective target. That may seem contrary to the goal. However, females pay the most attention to people they hold a grudge against. They take the phrase 'keep your friends close and enemies closer' quite literally. You want a classroom full of chicks to hang on to your every word? Make sure they all despise you. 

Bold maneuver. I like it. High risk, high reward. Let's face it. If this chick is blowing kids day one there was no way she was going to be able to hold off until tenure kicked in. Might as well just go for broke. 

P.S. Another example of smart phones and technology ruining everything. Can't just tell your friends you got a blowie from teach. Now a days, you need HD footage. Sad really. Could have really 'milked' the situation for all it was worth...