Swaggy P Can't Be Too Happy That D'Angelo Russell Is Now Profiting Off His Snitching, Right?

As far as PG commercials for popular sneaker outlets go, this was pretty funny. Not laugh out loud funny, but it did put a smirk on my face when I saw D'Angelo Russell wind and fire through the open bay window and that's more than can be said for most marketing campaigns. However, while we all get - yet another - laugh at the expense of D'Angelo Russell's stupidity, I would have to imagine that Swaggy P just launched his remote against whatever hundred thousand dollar piece of furniture he is sitting on. 

I'm sure his breakup with Iggy Azalea was a longtime coming - even before SnapChat turned into SnitchRat - but the fact that D'Angelo Russell is now profiting off the stress he caused Nick Young has to have the latter fuming. If his career goes anywhere near as planned then the guy that was drafted #2 overall stands to make a lot more money over the course of the next decade than the bench player who makes JR Smith look down to earth. Now, not only does he have a bigger contract, but he's parlaying the destruction of his (most likely former) teammate's marriage into advertising dollars? I personally don't think this is a "too soon" situation, but I'm not the one that spent the last 2-3 months trying to gain back the trust of a crazy white girl that threatened to cut off my penis. If it were me, I think I might feel inclined to cut a piece of that 'Foot Locker' check to the guy whose ruined relationship made it all possible. Not just because it's the right thing to do, but because the verbal abuse Swaggy P had to endure from a scorned woman undoubtedly has vengeance on his mind, and it probably won't be too long before he no longer has a roster spot to lose.

UPDATE: Not to pat myself on the ass, but I am pretty sure I was spot on...

Real funny

— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) June 21, 2016