Teacher In Trouble For Drawing A Dick On A Student's Paper Because He Wasn't Paying Attention In Class
Cosmopolitan- A teacher at Chapin High School in El Paso, Texas, is under fire for drawing a picture of a penis on a student's homework and giving it back to him. KVIA reports Language Arts teacher Kim Juzdowski drew the phallic image because the student was, um, dicking around in her class and not learning anything.
Sandra Green, a parent of the student who received the dick grade, said she was shocked when she found the photo on her son's social media accounts. She emailed the teacher who then reportedly admitted that yes, she drew the penis.
"She admitted to embarrassing the children rather than punishing them," Green told KVIA. Green said Juzdowski wrote to her " I'm sorry [your son] took offense and I totally understand if you would like to meet with an administrator and have him moved."
A statement from the school district read, "The teacher has acknowledged the inappropriate behavior in class. The incident is being dealt with administratively. We're working to accommodate the request of the parent and what's best for the student."
Excuse me ma'am, I don't want to use the dreaded words, but could you please calm the fuck down? You're making a goddamn scene. Did you forget to take your daily xanex this morning like a normal overwhelmed house wife? What the hell are you so mad about? Did you have to wait in a long line at Bloomingdales? Did your waistline mysteriously go up a size? I don't know what happened, but you can't possibly be this appalled by the drawing of a dick. Trust me, your son has seen one before. If we are being totally honest, he's probably drawn more dicks than you have seen in our entire life. If that teacher didn't draw a dick on that paper it still would have inevitably ended up with a veiny, triumphant bastard plastered right across it. You leave something unattended at a high school for a long enough period of time and it's bound to get to get tagged with a teabag.
I'll tell you this much, I do not envy teachers. I don't even who is softer anymore, students or their parents. This kid ended up with a cock on his paper because he refused to pay attention and his mom is upset WITH THE TEACHER? Maybe place a little value on education in your household and your dumbass kid won't need the presence of male genitalia to keep his eyes on the board. Should this teacher be drawing dicks to embarrass children? No, of course not. You simply can't use dick drawings to embarrass students. Not because it's inappropriate, but because kids aren't embarrassed by dick drawings. That's why this mom had to find it on social media. Kids don't put things on social media that they find embarrassing, they put things on social media that they find funny. You know what kind of drawings are shaped like dicks? THE FUNNIEST KINDS! So this mother needs to find a more commendable cause, and this teacher needs to find a more harsh form of discipline, but dick drawings shouldn't be newsworthy.
Green said the entire incident reflects a double standard in the district. "If it was a [male] teacher doing it to a female student, they would have taken this totally serious ... But because it's the other way around I think they're letting the light side go on it."
Don't think this mother needs to concern herself with some nonexistent double standard because there's not a man on this planet that can draw a vagina that looks like a vagina.