Terron Beckham (Odell's Cousin) Did An Obnoxiously Impressive Gym Routine As Only A Beckham Could12/27/2016 Goddamn it, does this mean I have to cut Odell Beckham Jr. some slack? I mean, clearly it's not all his fault that he can't let his incredible displays of athleticism speak for themselves and has to go above and beyond in search of attention. If Terron Beckham proved anything with this ludicrously unnecessary, superhuman routine in a $20/month public gym it's that insecurity runs rampant in the Beckham bloodlines. The ability to make me roll my eyes after watching a feat that only a handful of men on Earth are capable of is apparently a characteristic that swings wildly from branch to branch of the Beckham family tree while screaming "Hey! Look at me!". If it's not one handed catches that are followed by matrimonial encounters with inanimate objects then it's shockingly heavy squats and deadlifts that are followed by non-sensical backflips and Serena Williams-esque grunts. The Beckham's just know how to make others wish they were as physically gifted as them while also being incredibly glad that they don't have the inherited genes that make them insufferable try-hards. It's a pretty incredible combination when you really think about it.
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