The Big Ten Coaches Commercials Show You All You Need To Know About The Upcoming Rutgers/Penn State Game

And there you have it folks. Just weeks before the Rutgers/Penn State game and we've got James Franklin acting like a 14 year old girl going through puberty. Can't even pick between 33 outfits that all look exactly the same. Almost makes me wonder if I ever dated his daughter at some point in my life.  Imagine if the guy had hair? They would have to make sure that Penn State only played night games so that Franklin had an adequate amount of time to get dolled up prior to kickoff. Just a sexually repressed, high maintenance, little bitch whose bite pales in comparison to his bark. 

The other guy? Oh that's just Rutgers head coach Kyle Flood quietly sharpening his ax. I would suggest the Penn State players see if they can borrow some pampers from Jerry's kids, because the Scarlet Knights are about to knock the involuntary bowel movements right out of them. They are going to soil themselves so bad that they'll have lilly's popping out of there under-roos by halftime. They'll go great as a casket dressing when we are taking a knee and making funeral arrangements come the 4th quarter. Bite the pillow Ped State, we got a place for the handle of that ax, and since nobody remembered the KY, it appears it's going in dry. Heads will roll. We're coming for blood. Keep Choppin'. This..is..RUTGERSSSS!!!!


P.S. Seriously though, flashy watch? Arms crossed in front of him? Don't look now James, your insecurities are showing!